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13 December 2006 @ 03:13 pm
More fanfic! (What the hell? ~.~ I need to do finals)  
I had my very last class this morning. I am a very sad puppy that I have taken both classes with Professor Solomon and cannot take anymore classes with him. ;_;

Well, fanfic time!

Title: Candy Cane
Author / Artist: ekas
Fandom: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
Pairing: Kurogane/Fai
Theme: 8. Candy Cane
Word Count: 1,149
Rating: Eh, I think T is fine for this one.
Disclaimer: Do you honestly think I own them? Really? Because I don't.
Summary: Kurogane hates Christmas. Especially candy canes when they fall into the hands of Fai.
Author Notes: This one is a Christmas present for gacktyougirl

Kurogane decided Christmas was the worst holiday any world had ever invented. Of course, this was the seventh subsequent world in which they had arrived that just so happened to be celebrating Christmas. Kurogane was certain the damn mage was tinkering with the manjuu’s guidance system; he was far too excited every time they landed and he saw the Christmas decorations.

Kurogane absolutely hated the holiday by the seventh world. The mage used it as an excuse to make them nothing but sweets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The hot chocolate was far too sweet, the milk made him sick and everything else was simply far too sticky. The mage had no problems with the food and more often than not had a spot of icing on his cheek. If Kurogane tried to mention it to him, he batted his eyelashes and suggested the ninja should lick it off for him which always resulted in Kurogane storming from the room.

Beyond the sweets, the decorations pissed him off. Not necessarily how they looked or because they were there, but because the wreaths and the tree dropped pine needles all over the floor. Inevitably, those needles ended up poking out of Kurogane’s feet. Also Fai would often decide Kurogane needed to be decorated, and he would wake up with a bow on his head or a ribbon wrapped around his neck.

Then there was the Christmas Eve ritual the mage, manjuu, and children had set up that made him shudder to think about it. They would get a bunch of eggnog, which Kurogane refused to touch, and after the children were drunk, they would start to sing Christmas carols. Fai, using the opportunity to pretend he was drunk, would lean on Kurogane’s arm and sing horribly off key while practically groping the ninja. The Christmas carols were another thing that disturbed him about the holiday. Who the hell celebrated an evening where a fat old man broke into people’s homes in the middle of the night and ate all their cookies?

None of those things compared to the travesty of the candy cane.

From the first moment he saw it, Kurogane knew it was going to be the bane of his existence. He had tried one with the rest of the group and within two minutes had gotten a somehow pointy end of the damn thing jammed in his gums and had to taste his own blood for the next seven minutes while Fai crooned over him. In that instant, he decided the minty snacks were evil incarnate. Naturally, his torment would not end there and six worlds later he was still fighting it.

It had not taken long before Kurogane decided candy canes had been devised solely as devices to torture men. Especially when said torture device fell into the hands of a certain blonde mage that just so happened to be traveling with him. Fai had instantly decided he liked the peppermint flavored cane and was even more delighted to find it came in different flavors. Every world they went to, they soon found themselves in possession of at least forty boxes of candy canes as the only time Fai was not sucking one was when he was asleep or he was eating something else. For seven worlds he had endured that torture, avoiding looking at the mage when all possible, especially when they were in the presence of the children.

After arriving in the seventh straight world celebrating Christmas and somehow ushering two excited children to bed, Kurogane sat down with a sigh in the big comfy armchair had had claimed as his own in the living room. If only he could forget this whole Christmas thing for a while. At least it was blessedly quiet for a moment.

Within seconds, the silence was abruptly broken by an idiotic mage bounding happily into the room. “Kuro-sama!” Kurogane glared at him for interrupting his solitude, then panicked when he noticed the blonde was twirling an unopened candy cane in his hand. Not good. The blonde flopped down in a lesser chair across from him. “I was thinking earlier today,” Kurogane watched as deft fingers started releasing the candy cane from it’s plastic prison, “we always get the children Christmas presents, but we’ve never gotten anything for each other.” This was definitely not good. He couldn’t seem to tear his eyes away as a small pink tongue darted out to lick the tip before Fai placed the end in his mouth.

“We don’t have to give each other Christmas presents.” Fai pouted as he pulled the candy cane out of his mouth. Kurogane could only hope it would stay there.

“Families always give each other presents, Kuro-chan,” the man responded matter of factly before quite obviously deciding Kurogane was not worth explaining it to and switched his attention fully to his candy cane. Kurogane twitched as Fai swirled his tongue around it before plunging it back into his mouth. God damn it, the man just had to be doing that on purpose, and Kurogane was finding it impossible to not stare at the man’s mouth as he sucked on his treat. “Do you want something, Kuro-tan?” Fai ran his tongue all the way down the length of his treat to the plastic wrap.

Kurogane growled low in his throat. “Damn tease.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking bout, Kuro-sama.” Kurogane could only watch as Fai slipped the candy cane provocatively in his mouth. Fai knew perfectly well what he was doing; he tantalizingly slid the candy cane out of his mouth and pushed it back in, all the while keeping his eyes on Kurogane. Except Kurogane did not notice because he was too busy focusing on Fai’s mouth and trying not to make his reaction too visible to the blonde. Every so often he caught sight of that small pink tongue. “Honestly, Kuro-rin, if you want something for Christmas, you have to tell me what.” Kurogane glowered at him as he continued to stare at Kurogane while sucking on his treat.

Kurogane leaned forward and grabbed the man’s wrist. He pulled a surprised Fai out of his chair so that he landed on his knees in front of his seat. As Fai smirked up at him, placing one hand on his knee and pushing himself up, Kurogane hooked his finger around the candy cane and slid it from the blonde’s mouth. “I want you to put that mouth of yours to better use.”

Kurogane stuck the candy cane between his teeth as Fai’s fingers set to work on the fastenings of his pants. The candy cane might not have been that bad after all, and he was determined to find at least one likeable thing about Christmas. “See, Kuro-rin, if you wanted it so badly, all you really had to do was ask.”

“Shut up and get down there.”

~Okay, I'm done now for at least a few days. Really. Though the FST should be coming soon. ^.~

And I need to stop writing bossy Kurogane. I think this is his payback for me making him a virgin in "Take the Plan and Spin it Sideways."
Current Mood: sadsad
ユウイ: Kurogane/Faisnowaltz on December 13th, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC)
I love candy canes. Now I realised that I love candy canes even more with the sexy image of Fai licking it. I believe Kuro-pon will like candy cane from now on, hee.

Who the hell celebrated an evening where a fat old man broke into people’s homes in the middle of the night and ate all their cookies?
Best line =D It's very Kurogane, hee.
Hysteric Glamour: gay kink servicer_u_k_i_a on December 13th, 2006 03:48 pm (UTC)
Who the hell celebrated an evening where a fat old man broke into people’s homes in the middle of the night and ate all their cookies?
That line is so Kurogane and made of pure win!

I want you to put that mouth of yours to better use
oh, I bet you do! XD
bossy!Kuro and teasing!Fay are just priceless! I only wish you didn't end the fic in such a moment ;P
Lexi: ... xDlexi_nyanko on December 13th, 2006 04:07 pm (UTC)
Who the hell celebrated an evening where a fat old man broke into people’s homes in the middle of the night and ate all their cookies? LMAO....actually, there is logic in that statement. xD

Fai really knows how to get Kurogane do things without so much as asking him. xD; CRACK. sweeeeet~

Ah boo...this reminded me we don't have candycanes here. T__T I ate one only once in my life, and that was somewhere abroad too...e.e;
Caro-Caro-Seme-Sama <3: Kuro pwns yo momma!caroline_chan on December 13th, 2006 04:59 pm (UTC)
DDD: MALE TORTURE DEVICE INDEED! Fai is made of evil, I swear. XDDDD

I LOVE Kuro-chan's opinion on the holidays. XDDD I always thought Santa broke into people's homes when I was little. XDDD

This was just such cute crack. x3 <333333 I love it!! *rereads*
Ally.C: Tsubasa KuroFai Standinggacktyougirl on December 13th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
I am so grateful to you. You have no idea. I spent my morning locked n my room crying and found this when I peak out right before my test. *hugs*

Right, onto the fic. It's lovely. Candy canes are so yummy! I'm with Fay. Hehehe.

And oh, Kurorun is a Grinch! How lovely~ Fay will warm that frozen heart!
sexy collarbones: Het - just say norain_of_mind on December 13th, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
Your fic gave me a grin that's proving impossible to wipe off my face. XDDDDD
Bree: miscraven_goth on December 14th, 2006 01:30 am (UTC)
oh god, now i'm craving candycanes ;P

the last line was so great xD tis good stuffs
RI☆T☆RDEDNESSria_chan on December 14th, 2006 03:25 am (UTC)
I like this fic's ambiance. It waltzed, in its own way.

Kuro-Kuro just hasn't been properly taught that Christmas, compared to Easter, St. Patty's Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, and Halloween, is not so bad. :D
Lee Pagelieano on December 14th, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
Ha! that was amazing! Candy canes are pretty much my favorite christmast candy now. X3
todielaughing: kuroganetodielaughing on February 4th, 2007 08:12 am (UTC)
Heheh! I am quite amused! Kurogane's opinion of Christmas is so him. (It reminds me of when my friend and I were walking from the bus stop to my house back in December and she said, "I always thought that the idea of Santa being able to see you constantly was a little weird. I mean, some fat old guy watching you sleep? That's a little creepy." But that's off-topic.)