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09 July 2006 @ 10:55 pm
Title: Bedtime Noises
Fandom: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles - Kurogane/Fai
Characters: Kurogane, Fai, Sakura, Syaoran
Prompt: fanfic100 - Sound
Word Count: 1, 826
Rating: R (It's a story about sex noises - were you expecting something else?)
Summary: Fai decides to tally all the noises he and Kuro-sama can make together.

Whimper. Grunt. Gasp. Pant. Shuffle.

In the otherwise silence of the night, Fai could hear every little sound they made. He whimpered and wrapped his arms tighter around the ninja’s neck. His cloak rustled beneath him as the larger man set an unrelenting rhythm. The noises were everywhere; he couldn’t escape them. So he decided right then to make a tally of all the noises he and Kurogane could make, because reflecting on their other times they had been together, they had always tended to be a bit noisy.

He whimpered again, this time a little bit louder to make sure Kurogane heard him properly, because he wanted the ninja to be just as aware of the noises as he was. Unfortunately, what he didn’t know was he had been loud enough to wake Syaoran in the neighboring room who was then forced to listen to every subsequent noise.

He ran his fingers along Kurogane’s bare arms, enjoying the sound of fingers brushing against flesh. Kurogane just buried his face in his hair, seemingly eager to get things done. Fai, however, was in a very playful mood, and in no hurry to finish, which generally meant bad things for Daddy. Since the ninja refused to be cooperative and make noises of his own, Fai deduced he would have to make noises for both of them. This could be a very fun game to play indeed.

“Een-a, een-a.”

“What the hell was that?” Kurogane glared down at him, and Fai could just barely see the suspicion lurking behind the lust.

Fai beamed up at him. “We must have gotten a squeaky mattress, Kuro-rin.” He batted his eyelashes at the highly unamused ninja.

Kurogane growled. Nine so far for the tally. “Idiot, we’re not on a mattress, we’re on the floor.”

Fai rolled his eyes and looked to the side. “It’s not my fault if Kuro-tan has no sense of romance and decides to fuck me senseless on the cold, hard floor.

“There are no mattresses on this world! Everyone sleeps on the floor.” Another growl. Really, Kurowanko needed to learn to be a little bit more creative.

Kurogane resumed a previous interest in the mage’s neck, and after listening to that for a few moments, Fai decided licking had a very distinctive sound to it. It also had a rather distinctive feel that Fai just so happened to like, so he restrained his playful instincts just long enough to properly enjoy Kurogane’s tongue on his throat. Unfortunately, those instincts refused to be ignored for long, especially when it involved his favorite broody ninja.


“God damn it, what are you doing?” Oh, Kurogane was positively seething now. His eyes were burning and teeth were bared. The next time Kurogane’s mouth was on his skin, Fai was certain he would be getting rough nips instead of exploring tongue. It was worth it.

“It’s not my fault you picked a bad spot on the floor, Kuro-mu. You must have positioned us on a loose floorboard.”

“Bullshit! You made that noise right in my ear!”

Fai decided to ignore his comments and continue on as if he had never been interrupted. “Of course, you really didn’t even think about a spot. You just threw my cloak on the ground, then pushed me on top of it.” A snarl punctuated by a forceful thrust that almost made Fai lose his train of thought. Almost. The desire to torment the ninja was generally greater than sexual desire. “Speaking of which, why do we always have to do this on my cloak? What’s wrong with your cloak?”

“Your cloak’s white. Do your really want the kids asking about any stains you put on my spotless black cloak?” In the next room, Syaoran decided he would never wonder what it was like to wear Fai’s fluffy coat again. He also made a mental note to somehow get Sakura to never wear it again.

Fai decided now would be a really bad time to point out that Kurogane obviously did not care about what stains he got on his borrowed black shirt. “But my cloak is more expensive,” he whined. Somehow got the feeling Kurogane cared less about the monetary value, and more about the look it gave to its owner. And Kurogane had already told him once that the fluffy white coat made Fai look like a deranged sissy fruit.

At the moment, the ninja looked dangerously close to leaving were he not already there. He settled instead on attempting to get things finished quickly so he could then stalk out of the room. Fai panted in his ear, clutching the ninja’s body as close as he possibly could, game temporarily forgotten.

Rip. Kurogane pulled himself away from the mage’s tight embrace, and they both looked at the piece of black cloth dangling in Fai’s hand that had once been a part of Kurogane’s sleeve. Kurogane inspected the torn fabric that was still on his arm. “Wonderful, you can explain to the princess what happened.”

Fai giggled and tossed the cloth to the side. He would pocket it later when he actually had pockets to put it in. “Silly, Kuro-myu, that’s what you get for wearing your clothes. Why should I be the only one naked?”

Big Puppy seemingly ignored his question, but he did remove his shirt before Big Kitty’s claws did any more damage to it. Fai saw it as a small victory. He purred happily and ran his fingertips along Kurogane’s now bare skin. As Kurogane hit a particularly sensitive spot, he dug his fingernails in deep enough to draw blood, and Kurogane hissed.

Skin sliding against skin. Kurogane’s rough pants mixing with Fai’s light gasps.

“Kuro-chan, if I moan on different syllables, does that make it a different sound?”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Allow me to demonstrate.” He cleared his throat and focused on the rhythm of Kurogane inside him. Timing was everything in situations like these. “Oooh... aahhhh...eeeee...iiiiii...uuuuuuu...whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy!”

“That’s exactly what I would like to know,” Kurogane muttered.

“Eh, Kuro-wanwan?”


Thud. That was Fai’s head hitting the floor when he rolled it back after Kurogane had grabbed his thighs and lifted them higher around the ninja’s hips. Other noises were soon forgotten as Fai was reduced to nothing more than whimpers and moans because of Kurogane’s new angle.

“Will you stop with the damn noises already?”

Fai lifted his head to look in Kurogane’s fiery eyes. “But those are the good kinds of noises, Kuro-sama.”


“They’re how you know you’re doing a good job.”

“I don’t need you to verify whether or not I’m doing a good job,” punctuated by a few extra rough thrusts. “Besides, I could care less what you get out of this.”

“Oh really?” Fai grinned up at him. “Then whose hand is on my-?” His voice trailed off into a pitiful whimper and small whine as the hand he loved so much was removed and placed firmly by his side with a solid thump. “Kuro-sama, no fair.” He tried to arch up against the ninja and pulled fruitlessly on the other man’s wrist. However, Kurogane could be quite insensitive at times.

With a sigh, Fai let his body drop back to the ground. “I was only teasing,” he said, giving one last pitiful tug at the ninja’s wrist. Kurogane’s hand really felt much better, but since the ninja seemed to be in a noncompliant mood, Fai’s hand sought out his own arousal. He choked on a small noise of surprise when Kurogane pulled the hand away and pinned it to the floor. Fai knew better than to try to send the other hand down there. Besides, Kurogane had already taken the precaution of pinning that one down as well. Fai closed his eyes and decided to just allow the ninja to play whatever little game he had thought of. He would learn soon enough who was in control.

His eyes snapped open when Kurogane just stopped. That couldn’t be a good sign. The ninja was glaring down at him with more than a little suspicion gleaming in his eyes. “Kuro-pu, what’s wrong?”

“You.” Fai blinked a few times. “You aren’t making any noise.” It sounded like an accusation to Fai, and he smiled sweetly up at the ninja.

“But I thought Kuro-rin didn’t like my noises.”

“Only when you’re being bizarre about it.”

He would have raised his left hand when he said it, but it was still pinned down by the warrior, so he simply stated, “I promise not to make any more noises Kuro-myu might find bizarre.”

His answer must have been satisfactory to the ninja because he resumed his earlier movements. Fai was just grateful the warrior’s large, strong hand went back to stroking him, and he gasped his appreciation.

There was still one more sound he wanted to hear. If he positioned his legs just so, pressed his heels into the ninja’s body, wrapped his one arm around him like that, and caressed him in just the right spot...

There it was, the distinctive Kurogane purr. Well, dogs didn’t purr, so it was more like a highly pleasured growl. It was one of Fai’s favorite sounds, but it was so difficult to get him to do it. It usually involved a lot of teasing before allowing the ninja to search for his release and just the right touches simultaneously on the proper places on his body. Really, Kuro-wanko was a lot of trouble. The sound seemed to vibrate through the ninja’s body, and as a result against all of Fai’s.

The sound combined mostly with Kurogane’s hand sent Fai careening over the edge, gasping Kurogane’s full name in heated pants which he decided was a rare enough event that it should classify as a sound all in its own accord. Kurogane quickly followed, and while he wasn’t considerate enough to mention Fai’s name, he did grace the mage with a low, uninhibited groan as he collapsed on top of him.

Fai waited for his breathing to return to normal, listening to the sound of his fingers brushing through the sleepy puppy’s hair.

‘Thirty-six, Kuro-sama,” he mumbled before they both fell asleep and then he might forget. At least this way one of them might remember.


“Nevermind.” Kuro-chan was falling asleep on top of him, but he really did not care. Sweaty ninja was the best type of blanket after all.

The next morning Syaoran oddly avoided all eye contact with either one of them and blushed fiercely whenever he was forced to interact with them. The only odd thing Sakura did was make a passing comment about a dream she had involving a dog and cat being chased by a squeaky mattress and loose floorboard, and the only way they could survive was to make a bunch of weird noises. Fai laughed. Kurogane handed her his shirt to mend and stalked out of the room.

~Feed hungry authors with reviews!

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the uninformed: sex nowuninformed on July 10th, 2006 03:48 am (UTC)
but what about that sign that says "do not feed the authors"?

“There are no mattresses on this world! Everyone sleeps on the floor.”

I can imagine the exasperation. Sometimes you've just got to feel for poor Kurogane - Fai is really such a freaking handful.

Sakura's dream at the end was an especially nice touch. ^_^
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:13 pm (UTC)
Yay, you reviewed!

but what about that sign that says "do not feed the authors"?

But if you don't feed me, I'll starve to death and then I won't be able to write anymore.

Sakura's dream at the end was an especially nice touch. ^_^

Well, I figured since I was bringing Syaoran into this mess, I might as well screw with Sakura's head a wee tiny bit as well.

Do not let the cute innocent act fool you. She has killed more people than the other three combined.

ECK: >D Nice ....bicepsevercool on July 10th, 2006 03:51 am (UTC)
Poor Syaoran XD For a minute I almost thought the "whyyyyyyyyyy" was from him. LOL.

Very cute XDD ♥ Hahahaha, Fai knows how to ruin the mood! Poor Kuro-sama too! XDDD
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:15 pm (UTC)
Poor Syaoran XD For a minute I almost thought the "whyyyyyyyyyy" was from him. LOL.

LOL. He was certainly thinking it, but he was afraid of what daddy might do if he knew Syaoran was listening to them. XD
asdhjfbciwu3487 on July 10th, 2006 04:17 am (UTC)
ASDFGHJLKKASJDA I LOVE IT XD It was really damn good, hot and absoultely hilarious at the same time. I was cackling at one point, my mom wanted to know what was so funny but I don't think she'd understand, hahahaha.

In the next room, Syaoran decided he would never wonder what it was like to wear Fai’s fluffy coat again. He also made a mental note to somehow get Sakura to never wear it again.
That was my favorite part. I am such a huge fan of Syaoran traumatisation.

I believe I have to add this to my memories...
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

And of course, Syaoran traumatisation is very good. I swear he must feel like their babysitter at times.
Jess: Room <lj user=" title="Jess: Room " />kurokurotan on July 10th, 2006 04:58 am (UTC)
XDDD I love this couple so, so much~ ♥ They were both very IC, and this was a fantastic read! XD Poor Syaoran - but it's just so funny! *cracks up*
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:17 pm (UTC)
Thank you for the compliments. I'm glad you enjoyed it. ^.^
tingting: KuroFai by evercooltakadainmate on July 10th, 2006 06:42 am (UTC)
Ah that was really fun! I can totally see Fai being talkative and playful during sex too. Oh poor Kuro-pon. Loves on the nice lil bit of Syaoran torture. Hehe.
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:19 pm (UTC)
Thanks. Syaoran torture is fun. He's so much fun to play with.

Spoiler. And that is the real reason why Syaoran went crazy because he was tired of listening to Fai and Kurogane having sex in the next room.
Kym: Wickedscorpio_kym on July 10th, 2006 08:14 am (UTC)
*le DED* Seriously. O_O

I don't think I've laughing this hard in a good, long time. Poor Syaoran. If I wasn't so busy envying him, I'd pity him. XD
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
Yes, envy Syaoran. He gets to hear things that fangirls can only imagine.

Little bastard...
Nikki Aino: kurodaddynikki_aino on July 10th, 2006 10:58 am (UTC)
Congratulations, you have just won at life. Your unlimited supply of eternal fangirling, can be aquired through your local post office.

Really, it was both hilarious and steaming hot, which is like the perfect combination to me <3 *love*
E'ka: KuroFai Scarekas on July 11th, 2006 02:21 pm (UTC)
Oooooo....*goes to check post office* You know, its not every day I win at life. ^.^

Note to self: Write more humor smut fics. The fans appreciate them...
RubyChan05rubychan05 on July 10th, 2006 11:14 am (UTC)
Oh God....I'm in love with a fic!

That was brilliant! And it's just like Fai to play that sort of game EVEN during something like that! Wonderful!
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:22 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Fai is much fun to write when he's being playful.
xueyxuey on July 10th, 2006 12:08 pm (UTC)
In the next room, Syaoran decided he would never wonder what it was like to wear Fai’s fluffy coat again. He also made a mental note to somehow get Sakura to never wear it again.

I STILL WANT TO WEAR FAI'S COAT! *fangirlpuppyeyes* ♥

*adds to memories*
E'ka: canonrapeekas on July 11th, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
I think the only two people who don't want to wear Fai's coat are Kurogane and Syaoran.

Syaoran because he knows what they do on Fai's coat, and Kurogane because he doesn't want to look like a deranged sissy fruit.

I want to wear Fai's coat too! In fact, I'm making myself one that I won't even get to wear for cosplay purposes because my friend is going to be girl-Fai. I get to be Kuro-woman.

Oh, well. I'll still wear it on a day to day basis.
Hysteric Glamourr_u_k_i_a on July 10th, 2006 03:42 pm (UTC)
Another one goes into my memories! I really hope you'll keep writing for this fandom because your fics are great!

I love this one - hilarious and hot at the same time! You manage to keep the balance and Kuro and Fye always remain IC!
I applaud you and already wait for more!

E'ka: KuroFai Scarekas on July 11th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
I really hope you'll keep writing for this fandom

Yup, I will. The only other fandoms I'm currently writing for on a semi-regular basis are Tenjho Tenge and X/1999. But Tsubasa owns my soul and I first started reading it for the KuroFai. Seriously, my friend tried to get me into it for the Sakura/Syaoran and it didn't work. I discovered Kurogane and Fai about six months later after the splash image on chapter 17 and said "Why the hell didn't you tell me about those two earlier? You should have known I would start slashing them?" Ah well, she slashes them now too and all is good.

Thanks for the compliments. IC is always a good thing to hear.

Next one is most likely angst with no smut. Unless I finish the smut with no angst first. We shall see.
tenshiforgotten on July 10th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC)
That was funny, and cute, and sexy and like, everything rolled into one.

... It was amazing. Good job!
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
Thank you! ^.^
momoko_shugimomoko_shugi on July 10th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
(Feeds author with teh reviews)
The smut is nicely topped with Syaoron's 'WTF?!'ing.
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:31 pm (UTC)
*chomps down on reviews* Yum, yum, thank you!
yaired on July 10th, 2006 08:53 pm (UTC)
Sexy, funny and fluffy!! I love this, thanks you! X333
E'ka: KuroFyeWayekas on July 11th, 2006 02:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
NdR: KuroFainaderegen on July 10th, 2006 09:17 pm (UTC)
lol, syaoran traumatising is sooo good~ he does seem like a person to get traumatised quite easily, in all his innocence~ hehe XD

"Nevermind.” Kuro-chan was falling asleep on top of him, but he really did not care. Sweaty ninja was the best type of blanket after all.


I loved the fic :3 there's only one type of fai better than angsty fai, and that's this one~~~ poor poor kuro~
E'ka: Good Doggieekas on July 11th, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
Angsty Fai is good, but playful Fai is too muich fun, especially when he's going after Kuro-chan!

And Syaoran should always be tramatised. He deserves it right now as far as I'm concerned.
メリッサ: Kuro and Fai stampsailormgm on July 10th, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
Fai rolled his eyes and looked to the side. “It’s not my fault if Kuro-tan has no sense of romance and decides to fuck me senseless on the cold, hard floor."

That line had me laughing SO HARD. XD;; I feel bad for poor Kuro-puu, I really do. And Syaoran, of course! Good job! :D
E'ka: KuroFai Scarekas on July 11th, 2006 02:36 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed that line. XD It's one of my personal favorites as well.

And you're right. Poor Kurogane. He can't ever get a break from the teasing, not even during sex.