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28 February 2007 @ 09:38 am
 
Title: Packages
Fandom: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
Characters: Kurogane/Fay
Prompt: 050. Spade, 5. Envy
Word Count: 770
Rating: OT-M
Summary: Fay's in for a little surprise.
Author's Notes: For gacktyougirl, evercool, and for all the people who understand that Fay is in fact male with pecs, not something resembling boobies, and a penis, just like Kurogane. Thank you, and enjoy.

Tables here and here.



Fay was again mewling contentedly in his lap as Kurogane’s teeth grazed over the pale neck, one hand resting on the blonde’s hip as Fay rocked his lithe body against him. They had been in this situation several times after mutually deciding they were sexually attracted to each other. Yet they had not had the opportunity to move beyond this stage of fully-clothed making out with Fay’s hips grinding impatiently against his. They hadn’t gone further because without fail one of the children would interrupt them with something. Nibbling on Fay’s neck, Kurogane looked over the blonde’s shoulder at the door, waiting for the inevitable knock.

“The children and Mokona won’t be interrupting us tonight,” Fay whispered breathlessly in his ear. “I gave them fifty dollars to go into town for a few hours.” Those damn brats owed him twenty dollars. Fay’s fingers were toying inquisitively with his belt.

“Why rush things?” Kurogane pulled Fay’s hands away from his belt and placed the man’s arms around his neck instead.

“I know you’re shy, Kuro-rin,” Fay pulled slightly away from him while still straddling his legs, fingers grabbing at his belt again, “but I’ve been patient for long enough. Now, who’s my big boy?” Kurogane hated the obnoxiously large grin.

“I said not yet,” he growled, trying to pull away from the man’s grasping hands.

But Fay was stubborn and was quickly unfastening Kurogane’s pants despite his struggling, still wearing that stupid grin. “Don’t be shy.” He finally gave up struggling as all Fay had left to do was pull his pants down. He realized he had lost. Al that was left was for him to wait for the inevitable. “Now, let me see my Big Puppy,” Fay commented as he slid Kurogane’s pants down. “Oh.” The smile was gone, replaced by a small look of surprise as Kurogane was revealed to him. Fay quickly recovered though with a new smile Kurogane didn’t like. “Little Puppy then,” and he growled at the laugh Fay was trying to suppress.

“Don’t use that word,” he ordered as Fay crawled off of him.

“It’s not my fault if it’s true,” Fay said as he positioned himself on his stomach on the bed, propping himself on his elbows, face in his hands.

“At least little Kuro-tan is very happy to see me,” and Fay gave him a light stroke. “Poor little guy probably hasn’t been out to see anybody in a long time.”

“Will you stop using that word?” he growled, swatting Fay’s hand away. He wished the man wouldn’t be staring at it so intently. “It’s average size.”

“Yes, but Kuro-chan, everything else around it is well above average, so proportionally it makes your penis look tiny.”

“Tiny’s worse!”

Fay shrugged and resumed staring. “I suppose this could make a few things easier for me,” Fay said thoughtfully before reaching out to stroke him. “And it is such a cute little guy.”

“Stop patronizing me!” Fay was still starting at it as if it were some type of new small pet.
Damn, now he was using those words. “If we’re going to have sex, you need to be naked too.” He reached for Fay’s pants and started tugging downwards on them.

“But I don’t want Kuro-sama to feel inadequate because mine is above average in size while the rest of my body is well-below average so proportionally…” he trailed off when he realized Kurogane was glaring at him. “I don’t want mine to intimidate your little guy and scare it away.”

“Get out,” he growled, grabbing Fay by the back of his clothes and pushing him out the door despite the man’s loud protests that he didn’t care what size it was, he still wanted to play with it, and Kuro-puppy would never have to see his because he was quite certain Kurogane’s erection would feel quite inadequate upon seeing his and quite simply go away. Kurogane slammed the door behind Fay who he could still hear protesting from the other side of the door. Damn mage just had to go and embarrass him when he had finally worked up the courage to have sex with him in the first place.

“Kuro-tan, let me back in… I want to play with my new little friend…”

“Stop using that word!”

Fay somehow managed to pick the lock and bounced back into Kurogane’s arms. “The size doesn’t bother me,” he reassured the ninja between kisses, “as long as I’m allowed to play with it. Besides, it doesn’t matter how little it is, just as long as you know how to use it properly. Quality over quantity!”

 
 
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clamp_yuukoclamp_yuuko on February 28th, 2007 03:11 pm (UTC)
My brain just broke o.O OMG that was so freaking awesome. It certainly put a huge grin on my face. Ahahaha Fay is larger than Kuro-pon, who knew XD, it's because of the proportions, but still... XD Thanks for writing, now I have to get my brain to work again...;)


“Yes, but Kuro-chan, everything else around it is well above average, so proportionally it makes your penis look tiny.”


I laughed so hard at that line XD
Subaru Sumeragi (皇 昴流): Vampire of LOVEsu_chan on February 28th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
ahahahahah, so funny! Poor embarassed Kurogane ^_________^
Robin  ☂  tell me a tall tale, go, shout it out: Tsubasa- Grrbuddha_loves_me on February 28th, 2007 04:07 pm (UTC)
Oh, wow, I think my brains just oozed out through my ears. Brilliance.

Poor Kurogane, your pain always makes me grin like a loon. XD
ariadnechan: fangirlariadnechan on February 28th, 2007 04:20 pm (UTC)
"Quality over quantity!”
i love that one, wow is really brilliance!!! i love fay and Kurolin oposite in every thing hahaha!!
but fai may go for him!!
Ally.C: Tsubasa Kuro WTF?gacktyougirl on February 28th, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
Hell Day just got a lot better. I was struggling not to break out into giggles in the middle of the library. Aaah xD I loved it. Poor Kurotan! He and his silly Japanese genetics.

*rolls around grinning*
Lexi: Fai - in the name of gay I will punish ylexi_nyanko on February 28th, 2007 05:42 pm (UTC)
“I don’t want mine to intimidate your little guy and scare it away.”

*falls off the chair and ROTFL*

And people say size doesn't matter... you could say that again. xDDDD
Annemieke T.M. Oosterling: Geniusa_whisper_m on March 1st, 2007 12:02 pm (UTC)
OMG Thank you so much for that XD

Fai is just brilliant in every aspect ^.~
ユウイ: Kuroganesnowaltz on March 2nd, 2007 01:57 am (UTC)
*laughs* I can't imagine Kuro with a "small puppy" but this is really funny XDD
tyreling: Dorkstyreling on March 4th, 2007 02:56 am (UTC)
*brain ded* *nosebleeds*

XDDD;;; okay, okay, this fic just broke my brain with all the crack and the R-ness. XDD;; And I like this. I can really see this happening between them. ROFL. Poor Kuro. XDDD. Gawd! I love the way how Fai teased Kuro about his size and his size and then trying to make it right. XDDD;;
ECK: A penis is near....! (sxylilwitch)evercool on March 13th, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA XD

Ah, I finally got around to reading this XDDD I am honored by the dedication XDD Poor Kurogane!! At least Fai is still having fun with it. LOL. *dies dies dies*


XDDDD *rolls on the ground*

mikkeneko on June 21st, 2011 12:12 am (UTC)
I love this.